Ohh, Xbox One eh?
So what am I supposed to call my original Xbox now, Xbox episode 4, a new hope?

The new Console wars has started and the choice for me is clear! I'll pick...
Uhh, well, nothing since my financial situation is pretty much on "If I buy this second hand game I have to eat dry bread for the next 3 days" level. Not that it matters, I never want to buy a new console on launch ever again, it's always collecting dust for 3 years before the first decent game comes out. Made the mistake with the 3DS again for the sole purpose of getting megaman legends 3, so yeah.

But if I have to make a choice, probably playstation, it has the most potential exclusive franchises I care about. Yakuza, Suikoden, Kingdom hearts. Altough none of those are announced yet, or may even get a sequel anymore. Or in Kingdom hearts case, may suddenly become a Nintendo franchise. But hey, that's why I don't buy anything at launch anymore, so I can wait and find out.

Biggest problem is Sonic. I suppose my animations and dissected thing require me to get every Sonic game now, but I have no interest in the Wii-U at all, Alex had some very compelling arguments why most Game developers will abondon it. And while I hate to judge a game by it's cover, the released screenshot of Sonic and the lost worlds triggers every single "Warning, danger" instinct I have. Childish and unfair of me, sure. If it ends up avoiding all the pirfalls I fear, I'll be the first one to scream out it's brilliance, even if it's mediocore but right now it just screams Colors 2 to me. And after 3 Dissected chapters on that subject I'm sure my opinion about it is clear.

Speaking of which, I'm hesistating if I should do a 4th Colors chapter, about it's humor.
Plenty to talk about that, and it's not like I'm just going to rant and hate on it. I can calmly dissect it's sense of humor and even point out things they do right in it.
Still, it comes shortly after the level design breakdown so maybe people are tired of me talking about Colors. Got a couple expressing worries about it already. The treachery! All that despite my totally reasonable ,smart and absolutely flawless perfect way I always dissect things!
So, your comments?

In other news, is there anyone who can do an imitation of Teisel Bonne's voice, the green guy here:
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Couple months in the future I'll do a cameo heavy movie again in the spirit of my old movies, it's for that.
Usually I'd ask for all kinds of impressions but I fear I get only tons of Mario, Golem and Dr. Claw  impressions, the easiest ones.
An impression of an internet review person could be useful as well. Whichever, as long as they're not too obscure.