Damn, it's been a month? I'm slow.
Anyway, new flash movie, which I've been playing around with since last year, which is why the art style keeps switching back and forth.
It's about my favorite video game story subject, amnesia.
Whenever you got a main character with amnesia, you can prepare yourself for complete hilarity. Unless it's an RPG, then you can prefer for ultimate boredom. Anyway, today's subject, Ein.
Once a promising ninja of his clan, he's been captured by Evil corporation whatever for some cloning project whatever, and lost his memory in the process. You can watch his inspiring story here:[link]
The highlights (warning, practically the entire movie is one big highlight)
For those thinking I'm exaggerating, consider Ein's introduction in the story here.
A nice cute girl tells him "Hello".
Ein responds by punching her in the face several times and kicking her off a rooftop.
Yes, well. That'll set the mood quite nicely.
We barely reached the second guy in Ein's rampage, and he already found someone who recognises him and could clear up his entire amnesia problem in 5 seconds.
Needless to say he bashes the guy's head in before he can even finish one sentence.
Only 4 people into this mess, and Ein runs into yet another person voluntarily helping Ein with his amnesia problem. She cheerfully tells him all about the cloning program that's the core of Ein's mysterious past.
Ein surprisingly listens for a bit, until it becomes clear that Ein actually has to put effort into his investigation to convince Helen to keep talking, so he immediately discards his investigation and beats the girl up.
The very next person Ein meets also immediately recognises him. It's Ayane, his girlfriend/ stepsister/ special bond friend!
This is a golden opportunity for Ein to finally get all the information he needs, so obviously he immediately punches her lights out.
Immediately afterwards, ANOTHER person immediately recognises Ein. It's Kasumi, his sister! She warmly responds to him and starts talking.
After letting her finish 2 entire sentences, Ein loses interest and smacks her straight into the hospital's intensive care department.
Ein tragically mourns Kasumi's defeat. Ohh, the humanity. Why Kasumi, why?
Oh yeah, because we randomly beat the snot out of her for no reason.
Gasp, It's Genku, the mystical demon Ein had a vision about before! Can he tell Ein about his past? What amazing things could he tell us?
Well, we never find out because Ein immediately bashes his skull in.
It's the end of the ordeal, and Ein randomly remembers his past! He's Hayate, a ninja!
He deduced this, not because during his campaign, every single ninja he ran into immediately recognised him and called him Hayate straight in his face, no.
He just randomly remembers it. Magic.
Remember kids, if you need to find out about the truth, just smack every single person who tries to hep you out. The truth will just spontaneously appear in your head by magic! WHooo.