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January 14, 2012
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Screenshots made from Final fantasy dissidia, Crisis Core 3, 5, 7 and 9. Kingdom Hearts (Square Enix)
Also Skies of arcadia (Sega) Grandia (Game Arts) Suikoden (Konami) and Sola to robo (CyberConnect2)
Used from Star Wars (Lucas Arts)

Press Space to pause, enter to play, 1-6 to skip to chapters.

Well, here's one of the experiments of this year I was talking about.
Usually I just type a 500 page lecture about my deconstruction of the game's plot, now I do it review style, whoo.
...Altough, technically, this is not a review. More of a deconstruction/ analysis of the plot.

No, I'm not ripping of Thatguy. It's more modeled after Plinkett/ ,if anything.

So 19 minutes of dissidia parody, plus 8 minutes or so review.
To make up for the Kingdumb Hearts Void.

As for the review. Err, it's probably something I'll only do once, I have no idea if people are capable of sitting trough me stumbling trough the english language for 10 minutes.
Or if these kinds of reviews are allowed on DA.
But hey, I wanted to try doing this once, so there.

In hindsight, I would have made more sense to have This on the Coolape website and the sketches here.
Hmm. Ah well.
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glider4 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I don't really get how Square comes up with their stories. Kingdom Hearts 2 had some of these problems
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Unfortuantely, yeah.
mattwo Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course no one even cares about the story, people are either playing it to beat up characters with characters and look for innuendo( [link] [link] ), or to strengthen their shipping as you mentioned.
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Fair enough.
Never the less, it makes me sit trough hours of cutscenes, and there's not enough unnuendo to entertain me trough all the gibberish and nothingness.
mattwo Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To be honest, I don't think looking for innuendo was why they were playing. I was joking.
MetalHeadFan2500 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
You gotta check out Spoony Review of Final Fantasy 12 with an amazing rant on confusing plots
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yeah i follow him.
Redahfuhrerking Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
....well, this proves to me that square wanted to make drama stuff and ultimate random things.
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
well yeah, that goes without saying.
ALLENX2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
i loved final fantasy 9. i wish they made a part two of it intead of the 10th one with tidus
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