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Right, saw Harry Potter and the goblet of fire movie today, great movie, really awesome how they try putting a 50 hour story in a 2 hour movie, while still keeping all the subplots, so that many scenes only leave a small element behind that doesn't make any sense on it's own,it's even worse then the shrieking shack scene of Prisoner of Azkaban, so hereby Hp4 wins the "whee movie" award of 2005. In this flash, my interpretation of my 3 favorite scenes from the movie.
This movie makes me regret for the first time that i read the books, the movie would be a LOT more enjoyeble if you didn't know at all what the hell was going on. Especially the first 30 minutes rule:

Old man: old house, Whee
voldemort: kill him, whee
Hermoine: Harry wake up!
Ron:meh
Harry:Wheee
Mr. Weasly: Travel! Whee. That's mr. diggeory!
Harry:hi
Diggeroy:hi
Ron:hi
Mr. weasly:hi
Cedric:hi
Ginny:hi!
George:hi
Hermoine:hi!
Harry:what's that?
Mr. weasly: portkey!
Harry:Wheee!!

so the 3 scenes, spoilers comming! Whee!!

Scene 1:
I understand that they'd rather waiste 5 minutes of footage of Harry hanging on a tower that wasn't in the book, then actually explain what happens. This scene reminded me of The shrieking shack scene, where the enitre movie they say Sirius is a killer, and then
Harry:Sirius killer!
Sirius:He is! *points to rat*
Everyone:ah, okay, whee!

So here a big angry mob attacks Harry, till he sais there was a guy up ahead for 3 seconds and then dissapeared, so the entire mob runs off again.
If Harry was the criminal he could have easely escaped now.

Scene2: Lovely, They spend so much time, including throwing in a new scene with Crouch, where it's explained that Crouch has a son that became evil and all, and then after the murder, they completely ignore the rest of the story.
Now Harry finds the corps, runs off, then a new plottwist makes everyone forget about crouch and so the poor man's corpse still lies in the woods while noone cares.
Who killed Crouch? why? how? what are the consequences? one word: "Wheee!!!",



or "read the book"

Scene 3: Another scene deleted, but they keep in details that don't make sense on their own.
in the book, Harry explains to dumbledore that he saw his parents, and wondered if they were alive again, where Dumbledore answers that people can never come back to live, the parents he saw were just shadows, but they live on in his heart, and blah blah blah, very dramatic.
in the movie however, they cut most of the dialogue, so now it goes like this:

Harry:Boohoo, i killed Cedric..
Dumbledore:saw your parents Harry?
Harry:*sniff* yeah..
Dumbledore:Well they will never come back alive,Hahaa, bye now! Off to tell the rest of the school how horribly Cedric got killed!!Whee!

In other words, never read the harry potter novels? Don't know where the hell the story's about? You love movies that make no sense at all and has not a single scene that takes longer then 12 seconds? then this is the movie for you, Harry Potter and the goblet of fire, Wheee movie of the year.
Can't wait how they will smash Order of the phoenix in a 2 hour movie, that'll be entertaining...

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:icongatekeeper27:
GateKeeper27 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Hilarious, and oh so true!
Honestly, this is why I mostly watch the movies for the special effects.
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Heh, yeah.
They're just there to give visuals with certain book passages, not to actally tell the story.
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sonicsilver12 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omg nooit gezien xD
dit is zo hilarisch xD
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MJGAMER12 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
Weeee.avi
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Tonks-Lupin Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Student
omg a dead corpse...

corpse never mentioned again

DIED FRIGEN LAUGHING
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lotjenya1 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omgggggg hahahaha I really like it!
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
thanks!
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:iconlotjenya1:
lotjenya1 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
welcomee :la:
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:iconluciadmedici:
luciadmedici Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
okay, dat is echt de coolste hagrid die ik tot nu toe heb gezien
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
heh, okay.
En Hagrid is al cool
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:iconluciadmedici:
luciadmedici Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011
dat sowieso.. (:
maar ik vind die van jou toch wel bovengemiddeld
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:iconweasleytwiins:
WeasleyTwiins Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011
Haha scene 2 killed me xD
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Tapix-Jaywing Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I LOOOOOVE SCENE 2 XDDD
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BeforeAfter Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
'Harry about your parents...they were gay.'

i say that everytime XD
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Moonshoes00 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist
The way you draw Harry's hair is quite awsome.

Yes Harry, your parents are dead.
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
thanks :)
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:iconmoonshoes00:
Moonshoes00 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist
no problem.
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:iconalwaysforeverartsy:
Alwaysforeverartsy Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
Peed. In my. Pants.
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themagicalpoony Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2009
Holy crap thats awesome!!!!! I love Hermione's face when she sees the dead dude who is never mentioned again (I forgot his name XD)
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LovelyPinkDaisy Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
Barty Crouch :)
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:iconthemagicalpoony:
themagicalpoony Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
Oh yeah, I remember now. I posted that comment a looooooooooooong time ago, and since then, I've re-read the series ^^;
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LovelyPinkDaisy Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
oh okay :)
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:iconthemagicalpoony:
themagicalpoony Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
:D
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
Barto Krench.. or something.
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:iconluciadmedici:
luciadmedici Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
dat is nederlands XD .. ish
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:iconthemagicalpoony:
themagicalpoony Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2009
yeah, i dunno
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:iconluciadmedici:
luciadmedici Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009
uuhm. HE DID IT!!

heeel leuk!! :D
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demoness-1 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009
"Hey,Harry your parents are dead! WHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
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oblivion-LOTR-Zelda Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
haha! so funny!
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Sachiki-San Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2009
ha ha lol :Llama:
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JessieSF Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
LMAO, I never laugh out loud when watching animations but this did it. XD Lol, you're hilarious! ^_^
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oblivion-LOTR-Zelda Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
this just gave me a seizure.i almost died...
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thinkpink9 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2009  Student General Artist
OMG!!! this is so awsome!!!!!
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Unibunny Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
HEY HARRY! UR PARENTS ARE DEAD! WHEEEEE! that cracked me up
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Kyonlovepanda Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009
god...I HATED how he cried in the end. D:
He wasn't THAT upset in the book, and thusly, stupid cedric's death overshadowed sirius! D:<
This is epically hilarious though :D
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fire-goddess16 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009
This is hilarious. I loved the wheeeeeeeee part at the end lol perfect.
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DrakotheBlackDragon Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
EPICK.

For when epic just isn't enough.
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
That's incroyable.
Thanks
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Unibunny Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
haha the dumbledore bit was..how shall i put it....WHEEEEEE!
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ShadowShamane Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
:XD: WOW this is REALLY funny! I was laughing by the dead guy and dumbledore :D
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Kathofel Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
This is sooooo true.. AND Order of the Phoenix turned out to be even worse.. O__o
My boyfriend has never read the books, but we've seen all the films together, and he doesn't understand what's happening AT ALL! :confused:
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist Filmographer
Ah, I was thinking for a moment to make a animation about Order of the Phoenix too, it had some lovely stupid moments too.
I mostly love how the Slytherins also caught Neville, Ginny and Luna for spying in Omber's office, even tough the movie never established that they agreed to help Harry out, so in the movie they're just captured for the heck of it.
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Kathofel Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
That's true.. :D
The movie just doesn't seem to hang together. It's like a million little stories, entangled in each other, so nothing makes sence anymore.. :XD:
Stupid movie.. :P
They should've devided them all in two movies, like they do with DH.. :) Or at least number four, five, and probably also number six.. :P
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist Filmographer
And that's the most stupid, because I think Deadly Hollows and Half Blood prince were the only Harry Potter books that could easely fit in one movie, they have the least story in them.
Just throw out the trio's endless bickering in the tent in DH and there's barely a 90 minute movie left.
Ah well..
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Kathofel Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Arh, I don't know.. ;) I'm glad they're making two movies.. :D
I'm looking forward to see HBP.. It's just so annoying that it's been delayed (for some reason).. :P
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist Filmographer
indeed, can't wait to see how they're going to film HBP, hope my favorite moments of the book are in the movie, like with Mandugus Fletcher and Dumbledore in the orphanage..

Harry: Dumbledore sir! I just saw Fletcher, seems he burglarred in Sirius house and stole all his stuff!
Dumbledore: Sirius house is your house Harry, so he's actually stealing YOUR stuff. And yes, I am aware he is stealing your stuff ^^
Harry:Eh.. and you don't stop him, or warn me?
Dumbledore: Nope, good man that Mundugus. I'll deffinitly hire him to escort you out of the Dursleys house to protect you from Voldemort in the next book, because he never abondons his duties like he did when he sold cauldrons when you were under attacked by Dementors before!
And now I'll tell you about how I met Tom Riddle in a orphanage where the little Tom kills small rabbits, traumatises the other children, yet I chose to ignore that and teach him how to set closets on fire and will totally have no idea who opened Slytherins room a few years later!

Ah, good old Dumb e dore.
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Kathofel Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol! :XD: That's true.. :D Good times.. ;)
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FortyTwoOddSocks Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm so glad there are other people in thw world who realise what an amazing cock up Warner Bros can make of the story line! Your like my hero of the day now!
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Pencil-Is-My-Sword Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO!!!!
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karatekat24 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2008  Student Artist
hey harry, your parents are dead!....wheeee!!!
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