Warning, knowledge of the obscure of Disney required.
Hmm, yeah, Kingdumb hearts again.
This was supposed to be a bonus with a seperate Re:coded parody, but after I did my research I noted my observations were kinda wrong.
And funny or not, a parody with it's facts wrong is like a car without engine.
So in the end I just animated this to have something for show before I left for vacation, failed and then made it as a birthday release, failed again and now it's ...uhh.. here.
Not really funny, but I wanted to do SOME short thing.. Plus since mym ain animation computer is dead, I could use this small project to test the waters with finishing an entire movie with my stupid laptop. Ghah.
Da top 5 Disney planets that SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT KINGDOM HEARTS GAMES!!!
Not Really, I HATE top 5/ 10 things. Opinion based pieces are too simplistic for my tastes.
So instead, it's 5 Disney planets that would be amusing to see in Kingdom Hearts.
It'll never happen tough, none of them are "Disney canon", or maybe even techniqally Disney, and even if they would make an appearence, Square Enix would probably make them boring.
Tough explaining the joke kills the joke, I'll give you the head's up in case you don't know the orgin material:
Old Yeller: The essential Tear jerking drama. Boy meets dog, dog saves boy's life, boy kills dog. Awww. Of course Kingdom Hearts would awkwardly jam a subplot about darkness somewhere in it to ruin the mood.
Doug's 1 st movie: Most awkwardly titled Disney movie since there's no second movie.
Thought it'd be funny if this movie would be used in Kingdom Hearts, since "taking the girl to the ball" is the biggest drama and tension in the movie. Heh. Well, that and a swamp monster that does't really do anything. Whatever.
Der Feuer's face: Obviously, any second world war propagenda movie can't be ignored when picking out the most awkward Disney pieces. Especially since it'll appear in a japanese videogame then.
Ernest goes to splash mountain: Altough mostly known for his movies, Ernest is mostly a commercial mascotte guy, and yeah, he did do a half hour Disney special. Hah, I would love to see Sora or some poor smuck being stuck with Ernest as sidekick character for an entire adventure.
White Wilderness: The infamous documentry "proving" that lemmings commit suicide by running of cliffs. This was made up by the documentry makers, so making a level about it would be a putting salt in Disney's wounds. Throwing in a Lemming game style minigame in it would be the perfect bonus.