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Note: No big spoilers yet for those who want to play the game. Tough big spoilers in part 2, 3 and 4 :


part 2: [link]
Part 3: [link]
Part 4: [link]

First a big thanks to the voice actors, who had to put up with my rush to get this done before my vacation ended, returning from previous Kingdumb Hearts installments:
:icondcleadboot: as Roxas
:iconsonicgodzillafan: as Axel/ Goofy
:iconluke-the-f0x: as Xemnas
:iconnightdragon: as Queen of hearts
and new to the series
:iconelessthehedgecat: as Larxene
:iconmelodic-spirit: as Xion
:iconumsauthorlava: as Luxord and Marluxia
:iconluxiotheechidna: as Xigbar and Cloud
:iconjakearmitage01: as Lexagus, Xaldin and Squall
:iconthedarkmage: as Vexen
:iconcopycat-the-unknown: as Saix
And finally :iconbabclayman: as Demyx.
And also me, as Sora and Donald, yay.

Ack, such a big list of actors, and it's not counting for the actors and characters that have yet to appear..

There we go, the first real Kingdumb hearts flash in a few years. Part 1 out of 3, it's quite bigger then usual because unlike the previous kingdom hearts games, I could actually understand what was going on most of the time for a change.

So yeah, the game's pretty good. Sure, I'm annoyed about 70% of the locations of the games are ripped straight out of the previous games, but other then that, it's okay.
And the plot is dead most of the time, but I wouldn't want to call "Sora's aimlessly walking from one planet to the next, Sora's walking aimlessly trough a castle and Sora's walking aimlessly to planets again" plotlines from the previous games much better either.

For the rest, it's classical Square Enix story;

Setup that involves cloning, artificially created people and characters completely based on abstract concepts? Check.
Main characters have lost their memories of their dark, tragic past? Double check.
Many, many scenes of the villain having a long cryptic monologue that makes no sense, to cover up for the fact he doesn't do a damn thing during the entire game? Check.
Major plot issues are caused, or are resolved by suicide? Double check.

Hmm, but why do they keep calling the things they eat at the rooftop icecream? Icecream is the stuff you scoop up right, actual creamish stuff? Aren't those things they eat more those frozen popsicle thingies? Ah well.

I love at the start of the game, they list every elemental power each organisation XIII member has, and Xemnas his power is "nothing". I know nothing is an actual power in the game, but it would be more funny if the guy's actually bragging about the fact that he's useless. "I can do NOTHING! Ha!"

So we return to Wonderland, with it's cards of hearts, and out of all organisation XIII members they could choose from, they make Luxord the main sidekick for that world. Yet they fail to make him even slightly interested in the cards? What a missed chance. Fortunatly, that's where I come in.

Also, the organisation seems terribly passive about 5 of their members dying in Kingdom hearts chain of memories.
Sure, they don't have a heart, so don't feel bad, but even so, there's a guy killing strong enough to kill their members, and their vital mission was a failure. You'd think there'd be more of a reaction then "haha, half of our team is now dead, what a couple of dumbasses!"

In case you're wondering why Micheal Jackson wears his smooth criminal outfit while doing the Thriller, it's my own little unfunny injoke. But every single time someone draws a pic of Micheal, tehy always say Thriller is the best and totally super good awesome song he made, yet they always draw him smooth criminal style. Weird.
As for me, Smooth criminal is my favorite, plus the gangster outfit is still something I occasionaly like to wear myself, yay. In fact this outfit is the first time I ever dressed up like something, when I playbacked "Bad" on my grandma's 50th birthday party when I was 5 or so.

Well, I won't say much about the main plot yet, this is only the first act yet, so it's mostly setup and endless "gee, the things I just said would be very ironic and tragic if I remember it later during the unavoideble tragic, bitter and mostly anti-climactic ending." dialogues on the station rooftop.

Ack, my last joke didn't work well.. Ah well. In the beginning of the game, Xion's appearence chances drasticly in every shot. Altough there IS a plotrelated reason for in the end.. Right, well that's all for part 1, next one's over a month.. or later.. I'm pretty busy sadly.

Kingdom hearts by Square Enix and Disney n stuff.
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:iconnamefuldeityofnames:
My sides... I think they are gone.
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sonicfanno103 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Donald i can't understand a thing you say
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clubpinky90 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Artist
lool~ I was laughing the whole time!! Your really good at these!
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
thanks!
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SuperReid2012 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
this is one of your best movies! you really did a good job on this project im always happy to see a new roger movie! im a huge fan of kingdom hearts too!
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Righto, glad you liked it!
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:iconadrianerkul:
adrianerkul Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
you can't solve anything with suicide

that is actually funny but doesnt solve anything instead funny

yu don't know what i am talking about roger! do ya?
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
As it's a parody, all logic and facts here are sarcastic.

Besides that, Suicide does solve a lot of problems, tough not in a desirable way.
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:iconadrianerkul:
adrianerkul Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
yag if you mean that way
hihihiiiii >:3
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VitaniKopa Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
why is it callled Org 13 again
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dream Drop Distance finally comes with the convuluted answer to that.

Appearently Organisation XIII is a group of people Xehanort organized in order to get "13 dark vessels" which he needs for some prophecy or something.
So I guess the 13 is more meant to be what they strive to have rather then the amount of members they got. Especially since only half the members furfilled the prophecy's demands.

Tough considering the members of the organisation are not supposed to know this, as it envolves them being absorbed by Xehanort, it's kind of dumb he gives it away in the name.
Fortunatly the Kingdom Hearts universe has no google so nobody can look it up.
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:iconvitanikopa:
VitaniKopa Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ok thanks for that but what meant was what he said in the video "why is it called Organization 13 if there were 14 members"
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
This animation was made before Dream Drop distance, so back then I wasn't aware of this new meaning.
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:iconvitanikopa:
VitaniKopa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ok then but can you just tell me what Xemnas said in your flash please
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Huh? A lot of things. There's subtitles if you can't hear it.
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VitaniKopa Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
nevermind
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Trist2468 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
I though suicide solving everything was Sephiroth's motto, not Sora's.
Also, I didn't get the stupid hood glitch either, and the canon explanation was bull.
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Suicide solving everything is every Square Enix's character's motivation.
Heck, Final fantasy 4 is almost a non stop "Let's commit suicide!" parade.
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Trist2468 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
LOL And the only one to notice was poor Kain, who then had to run off to stop himself from using suicide and mass murder as a solution, only for an evil him to do it anyways 20 years later.
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CatalystManiac Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
So Funny, All thought there were a few misspelled words, but you did a good job! ^^
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thanks!
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:iconcatalystmaniac:
CatalystManiac Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Anytime! ^^
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CeilingSapph Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Dare I ask, why are they teaching the alphabet in a high school?
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
It's a japaneses school.
As such, they only write with Kanji and are now learning western languages.
Or Something.
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358-2days Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Wasn't a succes
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sorry to hear that.
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:icon358-2days:
358-2days Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
By that I meant you misspelled "success" in that three-word line during the SWF.
The animation itself was great.
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Righto, sorry.
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:icon533713:
533713 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It just the same thing over and over!
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Uh, that's only the preloader.
See a white bar filling upp in the right upper corner? It turns into a yellow "Whee!!"
Click on that to start the proper movie.
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:icon533713:
533713 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I now know that.
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:icon533713:
533713 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, Stupid me!
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
It's okay, can be confusing the first time, messy interface.
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:icon533713:
533713 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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:iconadrianerkul:
adrianerkul Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
when larxene does take she's ring to saix she sayid ready for marying sir
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Jup.
Just part of the running joke, not because I'm actually shipping them or anything.
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:iconravenzfan:
ravenzfan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
Ohmygod! I love this!!
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:iconmarauderlover225:
Marauderlover225 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I Love Kingdom hearts bu this parody is just AWESOME!
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thanks!
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:iconxenaleena:
Xenaleena Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I love 358/2 Dyas and this is funny. :) XD Xion and the bannana in the end XD
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
thanks!
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:iconxenaleena:
Xenaleena Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You're welcome lol. My friend sw these on youtube and I wondered if they were ripped off of da and I was right. Lol they are so funny
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
could be.
I've given people permission to throw it on Youtube since I couldn't do it myself anyway.
Altough I finally got around getting my own Youtube channel running now, but the new kingdumb hearts movies won't be up there untill the weekend.
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:iconxenaleena:
Xenaleena Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh ok. :) Cool. So are you mking more of these?
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Of course.
My birth by sleep parody still has 2 parts left, and Dream Drops is around the corner....
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:iconxenaleena:
Xenaleena Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Awesome. Cant wait to see them :)
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's the name of the song that plays before I click to start the video?
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Bounce-O-Rama (Speed Up Version)
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh thanks, very good stuff you have by the way very humorous and well thought out at the same time in a way.
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XxHavoK Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL i hate watching the rookies this is so annoying!
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AWESOME! were instantly best friends! come on!

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