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Today you get 3 sketches for one, whoo.
Not written by me or any of you, these tales of perfection were written by Hans von hozel, one of the world's best fanfic writer in the world.
If you enjoy these, here is a further treasure cove filled with classic literature about every topic imaginable, from Dr. Who to Harry potter to the bible.
hans-von-hozel.tumblr.com/
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:iconbashertheuc:
BasherTheUC Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so funny! LOL!
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NamefulDeityofnames Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
Can't stop laughing...
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Badluk Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Literary genius. :la:
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:iconygdrasilchaoscontrol:
My English hurts everytime I watch this movie. Yet I can't help but to love it.
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
It's the most perfect kind of bad english
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Randommode Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol :) Great work Roger 
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DCLeadboot Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, Swartzeneggar sure isn't the best of teachers... :XD:
Blimey... Christopher Walken... :giggle:
Bad grammars be's the craziest... is danubed out of control!
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
It sure is!
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:iconcyrivus:
Cyrivus Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013
Ah, such brilliant word play.  Truly, if this were a statue, it would become the 8th great world wonder.
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UltraTheHedgetoaster Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hohohoho! I am making a laughings! Is a great funny! :lol:

I the creatings of making a thanks for the tumblr! Is fun! To create this readings! Many many laughings! :XD:

Is great working of all of the acting of the voices! :D

Liking the especially Christopher Walken impression by the Luke the Fox! Making great laughings to create the readings of the Englands's danube, and how is not welcome America now in space anymore! :rofl:
Will creating bad reputation ever be solving by Obama administration? Tune in the next of the times! =P

Although complaining about the Death Note;
Is not being stealing if book is creating from making of the sky on the head! Is cause for lawsuit against the dropper of book instead! ;)

And if John Kimble make the children in jail for the not of the learnings, then jails filling children with many too many, and jails creating to making room for more children, and then just turning schools into prisons to saving of the times. :P



Is many fun! Do again sometiming in creating of the future, yes? :nod:
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I might, but not for a while. These were the best Von Hozel fics.
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I really liked this stuff, all funny.


Also, terrible Walken impression 10/10.

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Luke-the-F0x Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I know it's not a great impersonation, sounded a bit like Tommy Wiseau halfway through. 
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahah, oh boy. Honestly I think how terrible the impression is actually ads to this one, makes it better. I can hear the Tommy Wiseau sound, I dig it. Was it you who did the impression?
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Luke-the-F0x Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
aye.
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fedoralogan123 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I knew I wasn't the only to think kindergarten cop like that
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:iconiricity:
iricity Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student General Artist
what does danube mean?
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Nothing, it's a weird magical word Hans von Hozel made up to be used at pretty mcuh everything.
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:iconmattwo:
mattwo Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Where do I find his fanfics?

They are no longer on fanfiction.net...
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
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LightPony Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
I sincerely thought there was something wrong with it... now that I read the description, it makes sense. XD
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NotHyrit Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
The esteemed Lord Luke von Wholey, Sir Euan von Kennedy III.........and Bram 


.....awesome
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Jammer dat je geen lamere naam hebt, zoals Bob of zo. Heh.
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NotHyrit Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
t zou toch geweldig zijn als ik Lodewijk heette of zo :P
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:icondeniya:
Deniya Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahhhyaaahhhyyy teh englands should've got to da chopper... aaahhyyhhhayyygggh!
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Must be a big chopper.
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:icondeniya:
Deniya Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Made in... America
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NB1K Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Next up: Half Life: Full Life Concequences!
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mattwo Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wonder if he could even pull off the same level of antics the gmod version did though.

All things considered he probably could.
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Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
possibly
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TooExcitedInBed Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This gets a good commenting.
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I am having lot's of many comments, yes.
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SlyClownArchNemsis Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
The Christopher Walkin one should be told to kids across the americas
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
A tale of honor, sacrifice and the American dream of punching out Saturn.
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EvilWheatley Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
what an efficient prison roger, three people to one cell! XD
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
They're kids, so they can easely be grouped together.
Might hurt their well being, but whatever. Mhuahaha
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EvilWheatley Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
you know, you could fit fifty kids to a cell if you just treated them like stackable rectangles, and thats assuming we're leaving room for them to breathe, XD
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YaminaYugineAtema Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
psst.. Jupiter is before Saturn..
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I think there's more laws of physics and facts and sense of scale problems then just that.
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YaminaYugineAtema Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfff.. yes.yes there is Roger..
its just my pet peeve :p
that's what you get if you write a story with the planets names ;p
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Dyltheman Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
why did irelands go with englands?
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Because Scotland and Wales had no say in it either, and ireland just happened to be attached to North ireland.
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Dyltheman Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
...seems legit.
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Luke-the-F0x Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconchristopherwalkenplz: "These stories, are unf**kingbelievable!"

Heh, great job mate, Hyrit and Euan were also amazing narrators for their respective stories. Hanz von Hozel is a genius! 
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NotHyrit Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
:iconchristopherwalkenplz: Sir Luke....that whas......quite..interesting. I would lyke to...congratulate...you.

also  love the fact you and euan are sirs and Im just Bram....still a miracle he didn't write that in comic sans...
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Everyone sure did a great job.
Thanks for helping out!
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Copycat-The-Unknown Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
This is truly the most magnificent collection of stories ever written.  George Orwell and J R R Tolkien have nothing on this work of genius.  I'm gonna cry from the passion, the language and the gripping drama that has been proviede.
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:iconrogerregorroger:
Rogerregorroger Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
He's to advanced for our brains to keep up.
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:iconcopycat-the-unknown:
Copycat-The-Unknown Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
Perhaps our descendants will be able to comprehend his magnificence.
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Jakearmitage01 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
I got a fever and the only prescription is more AMERICA!
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