Ack, and after a long summer hiatus, I'm back.
Sorry, busy times here, probably gonna take a while before I regain my old "flashmovie every 2 weeks" record, unless I'm gonna make short crappy ones of course, mhuaha.
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Err, so random clipshow again. Explanation if necesairy:

Jesus action figure: Wonder if ill get any trouble.
Anyway, just practising my still lousy stop motion animation skills. Bought this figure in a joke store, le awesome. They had sigmund Freud and Van Gogh and other actionfigures too.

The Sulk: Half colabration with Silvia,
mah girl, who animated and drew half of it.

Star fox: Hmm, didn't work out as I hoped.. Anyway, when we were playing star fox 64 at Euan's house, Ruben I think, joked how the villain always opens a communcation channel everytime he talks. Nice of them to transmit a message before they die, polite of them to say goodbye with a friendly "Andross I failed you!!!"

Balkenende series 2: Sequel to this movie:
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Jos, my partner from out of wheels and I made 2 action figure thingies for school, for texture lessons and made this movie to improve working motication, because both of us hate working with cloths.
I suck in making plushes, but Jos's king is awesome.

Detective Conan: The long, 4 part sketch here.
Detective Conan has the honour of being the only serious anime I watch, which takes a toll on my sanity because the show is so damn stupid. Als, I'm hooked, and keep watching it. Which is why I refuse to watch any other 100+ long episode series from anime. My brain can't handle religiously follwing more then one stupid anime.

The sketch here doesn't even involve the main problems of the series, altough it is based on one of the most stupid scenes I ever saw. It's based on the exciting conclusion of a 2 hour special episode, where our heroes are lured into a trap by Vermouth from THE EVIL ORGANISATION.
And then nobody does a damn thing.

This is coming from a series where every idiot from the streets can murder a strong healthy person with an icecube, fishhook and wires within 2 minutes, yet where several highly trained cold seriel killers and hard boiled police officers can be involved in a 40 minute gunfight without someone even getting wounded.

Wanna see it's stupidity for yourself?
I'll skip the first hour and a half, since it's only build up to a potential big plottwist (which never comes to fruitation because EVERY single suprise character that shows up ends up to be masked and is a diffrent person. A big load of nothing happening indeed.)

Part one of the big climax:
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Wow. Also, the mexican stand off with the FBI officer and dangerous Vermouth starts, where the FBI officer can shoot the killer, but instead talks to her about her dark past, rather then arresting her and THEN talking about the past in police custody.

Part 2 of this exciting mexican stand off:
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After a whopping 3 minutes of "Yay, fbi officer is about to shoot the killer!" action, she gets shot herself. Well done brave officer. Then Gary stue, err, I mean Conan finallly shows up after watching for 15 minutes long how his ally is almost getting killed, to act all smug and explain that he knows everything, as always. This is a major annoyance in this series how every Detective acts smug and explains everything, even if the villain still has a rocketlauncer aimed at him. Just shoot the annoying kid, stupid killer!

After 7 damn minutes of acting smug, we get to the next scene, where we see the main villain of the series, who after 345 episodes finally admits that he doesn't even know who the hero is. That makes all the danger from the previous episodes non-existant. Yay, this episode doesn't only have nothing exciting happening in itself, it even removes all the excitment of the prior 344 episodes.

[link] Part 3, on which my sketches are mostly based.
Haibara comes to the rescue, by running at our hero and...not doing anything. Hooray!
Our Gary Stue detective get's shot (great how he acts all smug that he knew all of this would happen, yet didn't take a single precaution in protecting himelf or calling the police. Argh. This happens all the time in the series, the hero always knows everything, yet never uses his super awesome knowledge for anything usefull, besides acting smug at the end.)

Haibara makes a deal with the killer, even tough she's a little girl and the killer has a gun aimed at her, so why the killer's even listening is a mystery. Even tough the entire point of the killer's presence here is to kill Haibara, she still takes a whopping 5 minutes of not doing a damn thing before she shoots...sorry, before useless hero# 2 shows up; Ran.

[link] Part 4, The sniper on the roof is finally shooting, yet the killer wants him to stop, because....errr...
She even starts firing at him. May I point out that at this point, this murderious evil organisation has killed a total of 5 of it's own men/women in the series, and a total of 1 actual enemy of them. How am I supposed to take the villains seriously if they only kill themselves?

Ran's brilliant rescue is to basicly throw herself and Haibara on the ground, so instead of one person being in danger yet capeble of running away, now there's 2 people in danger that can't move. Well done Ran, how about kicking the stupid killer and be done with it instead ,huh?
Yet the killer doesn't shoot them, even tough this entire setup was made for the sole reason of killing the brown haired girl. The killer is even nice enough to fire her gun into the ground, leaving evidence, not to mention leaving her out of ammo. Well done profesionail killer!

Despite Ran being dumb, she proves to be the smartest of all the characters by having called the police. Not that they show up, being to busy with the generic murder case that has nothing to do with the plot, but it's the thought that counts.

FBI woman and killer woman get flashbacks all of the sudden. Flashbacks in which NEITHER OF THEM EVEN APPEARED. It's the episode where Ran met up with Shu for the first time, him doign what he did in every episode prior to this one, walking by not doing a damn thing.
Ran is not having the flashback since she's unconsious, so what the heck?

The FBI officer now has her gun aimed at the killer again, which she uses to not do a damn thing for another 5 minutes. Arghh. Then we get useless rescuer # 3, Shu!
As I said before, he's the stock anime "cool mysterious guy", who appeared in some episodes watching mysteriously while the hero was solving murders. In retrospect this makes him look useless, because that means he's usually staring around while killers are murdering innocent people right in front of his nose, without interferring. Even tough he's an FBI officer, we learn today.

Finally a real gunfight breaks out, with both super FBI officer Shu and Super killer Vermouth the name not even hitting each other. Then Vermouth blows up a car without looking, so Shu can compliment her being a super hitswomen, even tough for the rest of the episode she can't shoot an elephant. Well done covering your tracks, writers.

Shu, as every detective/cool character in this series, acts like an abnocious Gary stue and starts explaining smugly how super brilliant he is. He shoots down the killer, which is good, but then starts smugly explaining how he knew the lady had a bulletproof vest, so that the killer can run off and kidnap a child in the progress. Well done, oh brilliant and cool Shu.
Also, even tough he took out the sniper on the roof, he forgot to A) Arrest him, B) tie him up or C) Frigging unarm him, so the guy commits suicide, so yet again or evil organisation loses a member to their own stupidity.

To push this scene over the top of mockery, Shu tells the FBI officer not to tell the truth to the police, because they wouldn't believe him. May I point out, that while in every episode, people get arrested for murder with only evidence found by detectives like a molten ice cube, or a fish hook in the corner, while this killer leaves the following evidence:
A) Bullets in the ground/ exploded car
B) A corpse of the sniper guy on the roof
C) 5 still living witnesses, including 2 FBI officers and 2 people with close ties to Detective Mouri.
D) A big ass explosion that'll have the police come running if this show wasn't so stupid.
And yet, according to Shu, if they told the police that an evil organisation caused this gunfight and the kidnapping because Ran and Conan witnessed a crime going on, they wouldn't believe them? WTF? Yet the "Hi, I'm an FBI officer on vacation, the guy on the roof just commited suicide for fun and the lady kidnapped the boy for fun!" is a perfect explanation? Ugh.

[link] Part 5:
So after 345 episodes, the evil killing organisation has the hero in their grasp. So what do they do? They leave him in the forest. So that concludes or "not a damn thing is happening a thon".